Sunday, March 27, 2011

High Priestess of Procrastination and Grilled Cheese Sandwiches


Writers are know for the lengths they will go to procrastinate and avoid writing. I was indulging in some pretty high level procrastination techniques yesterday to avoid doing my taxes. Let me clarify that for you dear bloggowers. I don't do my taxes, I have the proverbial 'tax guy' who does them. I compile the receipts because he doesn't want a canvas bag full of loose receipts in three different currencies (due to all the exciting conferences I travelled to last year). 


I hereby present to you, my loyal bloggowers, the list of activities I engaged in to avoid compiling my taxes. You can peruse them as I crown myself the High Priestess of Procrastination. 

  • took delivery of a dresser to replace the one with the slats separating (darn you reclaimed Siberian wood);
  • went out in a snowstorm to take the Christmas wreath off the side of the house and replace it with a spring/Easter themed wreath (get the irony there?!);
  • put in a load of laundry;
  • watched a documentary about Moammar Gadhafi (Note to self: good decision Jan, back in the 1990s, not to name your cat Meow-mar Katafi); 
  • cleaned out two years worth of old heating bills from my filing cabinet; 
  • went on line to register to get heating bills electronically (you're welcome earth day);
  • answered emails and was on facebook and twitter until my eye balls froze in place;
  • opened six months worth of mail (Note to self: Seriously!)
  • dug an inordinate amount of old wax out of a candle holder and lit some candles (you're welcome earth day);  
  • threw out a couple of years worth of Christmas and birthday cards that were still on display - because they were funny (now everyone can stop bugging me about that);
  • did my dishes; 
  • made a grilled cheese sandwich;
  • forgot about the load of laundry; and
  • ate the grilled cheese sandwich (which totally rocked).  

Then I finally got down to compiling my receipts. While it took a while to compile the receipts I have for expenses related to my writing life, I know that it will take far less time to compile the receipts for revenue related to my writing life. Ha, more irony!

Here are a couple of cool videos to watch if you are indulging in procrastination or avoidance behaviour today. 

The first one is about the end of publishing (*yawn*)!


The next one is a flash mob - you know I'm a sucker for flash mobs. It's a flash mob with a message of hope shot in Toronto's Eaton Centre. 

     

10 comments:

Deb said...

My hat is off....you ARE the queen! And...just me know when to head over for some of that grilled cheese nummies.

And--I don believe you are pretty amazing, ya know!

Jan Markley said...

Thanks Deb. I feel like having another one of those grilled cheese sandwiches!

Angela Ackerman said...

Okay but you have to admit, that grilled cheese pic totally rocks. I think we can let you off the hook for that one. :)

Jan Markley said...

That grilled cheese sandwich pic does totally rock Angela - the actual sandwich I made was a little less succulent, but still delicious!

JennaQuentin said...

I was procrastinating, but reading writing blogs like yours counts, right? Interestingly enough, there isn't a French word for procrastinate - obviously they believe that the work will still be there tomorrow, so go have a café with a friend! I love the flash mob video - I sent it to my sister who dances! Guess I have to go write now...

Jan Markley said...

I love the French approach Jenna - the work will always be there tomorrow! I'm off to the cafe!

Lynda R Young said...

lol, I'm impressed by your procrastination skills. Impressive. When I procrastinate the house gets super clean.

Jan Markley said...

LoL Lynda! If only my house got cleaner when I procrastinated!

Sharon K. Mayhew said...

For someone who was procrastinating all day you got an awful lot done! WTG!

Jan Markley said...

You're right Sharon, got a lot done, just not what I intended!